if i was in charge of tampon commercials, i would make a commercial that featured fierce female warriors (a spectrum of races and sizes) fighting alongside each other in battle. it would be scary and wrathful and wicked as fuck.
then at the end the camera would pan out. there the women would be standing next to each other, staring at the camera, and then the picture would fade to black with my company’s slogan,
“for those times when the only blood you want on you is the blood of your enemies.”
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
YOU KNOW FULL WELL IT RUINED CHRISTMAS, VLAHOS
I was trying not to look at him cause I didn’t want him to go away
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
I SWEAR, OH, MY GOD. FOREVER REBLOG UNTIL THERE IS A FANFIC ABOUT THIS GUY.